Right then, hang onto your blenders my friends because I've been experimenting. I've got a huge bowl full of windfall crabbies as big as a small boy's head, from my 'not-mother-in-law's' tree and too much hummus in the fridge - oh and parsnips.
So you're being asked to witness an unholy culinary marriage here, it's as well you know that up front.
Three more things you should know about me.
- I'm fearless.
- When I was 6 I wanted to be a chemist.
- Measuring things - not my strong suit.